Britney Must Eat K-Fed’s Legal Fees

March 17, 2008

In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears was ordered to consume and digest 375,000 dollars in legal fees. This has put her in a tough situation. Just the idea of choking down potentially hundreds of POUNDS of cotton is going to be a unimaginably rough on her digestive system. And you thought a life of fortune and fame was the perfect life. Why don’t you try eating dollar bills. They aren’t tasty.

lol money eatting


LOL Robotic Terrorism

March 16, 2008

LOLOLOLOL

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Horton Hears A Who Gives A Shit

March 16, 2008

Dr. Seuss + Movie = $$$. The end.

I just can’t muster the energy to write any more about this. I’m soooo bored. ASIAN FACE! ^___________^

Article here but I strongly recommend not even reading it because you are just wasting your time.

lol squish


L.A. Hospital May Staff Spears Over FIRE!

March 15, 2008

Oh my god, that is frightening. I mean we all enjoy seeing this celebrity destroy her career but to hire her (which is odd enough), then BURN her with FLAMES??? That’s a bit unnecessary and I’ll be the first to say.. leave Britney ALONE!!!lolbritney1.png

Oh.. I’ve just been informed that I misread the news headline and it apparently should read: L.A. Hospital May Fire Staff Over Spears. Oh well.. I tried to read that headline but I cared so little about it that my eyes actually lost focus.


Oh good, Harry Potter final movie in 2 parts!

March 13, 2008

How old is the dude who plays Harry Potter now… 47? WOW.. if they can get away with this shit.. I want to see Macaulay Culkin do Home Alone 5. Seriously though, this is unnecessary.

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I don’t know anything about Harry Potter. But apparently this crappy news article may be of interest to you.


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