In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears was ordered to consume and digest 375,000 dollars in legal fees. This has put her in a tough situation. Just the idea of choking down potentially hundreds of POUNDS of cotton is going to be a unimaginably rough on her digestive system. And you thought a life of fortune and fame was the perfect life. Why don’t you try eating dollar bills. They aren’t tasty.
Horton Hears A Who Gives A Shit
March 16, 2008Dr. Seuss + Movie = $$$. The end.
I just can’t muster the energy to write any more about this. I’m soooo bored. ASIAN FACE! ^___________^
Article here but I strongly recommend not even reading it because you are just wasting your time.
L.A. Hospital May Staff Spears Over FIRE!
March 15, 2008Oh my god, that is frightening. I mean we all enjoy seeing this celebrity destroy her career but to hire her (which is odd enough), then BURN her with FLAMES??? That’s a bit unnecessary and I’ll be the first to say.. leave Britney ALONE!!!
Oh.. I’ve just been informed that I misread the news headline and it apparently should read: L.A. Hospital May Fire Staff Over Spears. Oh well.. I tried to read that headline but I cared so little about it that my eyes actually lost focus.
Oh good, Harry Potter final movie in 2 parts!
March 13, 2008How old is the dude who plays Harry Potter now… 47? WOW.. if they can get away with this shit.. I want to see Macaulay Culkin do Home Alone 5. Seriously though, this is unnecessary.
I don’t know anything about Harry Potter. But apparently this crappy news article may be of interest to you.

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