The Weekly Economy Roundup

Welcome to December! The economy has welcomed us to this wonderful holiday season by continuing to shit all over our faces. So, I’m fighting back. I’m gonna start poopin on dollars. You are what you poop on. That’s actually a saying.. you know why? Cause I said it.. BOOOOOM. Annnnnddddd… shit on dollar picture GO!

 

 

When you gotta go, find a dollar

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In other news, I just took a nice shit and I’m feeling pretty good about it. You know, one of those shits that make you feel like you shed a few pounds and makes you feel hungry again.. even if you just ate an hour ago. Let me demonstrate.

Oh, the news article.. I really wanted to forget about that.

Big news from Paris Hilton!

She’s looking for a new BFF!!!!!111234$@&^percent#*&

Apparently she has a new show on MTV… as if anyone is going to watch it.

If I knew Paris Hilton.. I’d seriously slap her in the mouth.. just because I like slapping people in the mouth. What does BFF stand for anyway? Let’s look it up!

It must stand for Bit-Map-Based First Fit. That seems to be the only acronym that fits.

No marriage for Clooney. Oh hi.

 Yeah, it’s been a while. And by a while, something like a lot of months since my last blog post. Unfortunately I just didn’t care enough about what was going on to write about it. But, I’ll try working on that.

Let’s come back with a BANG. No Clooney marriage? OH SNAP… OH SNAP… OH… wait what? I don’t know what I’m doing..

Seriously, should I feel sorry for him? I’m sure he’ll be able to find another 15 year old to ride on the back of his motorcycle. You like what I did there? I wasn’t actually getting worked up over this. I just made it sound like I was by going with something I know about George Clooney (his motorcycle). I couldn’t give 2 shits what the guy does.

Oh, I almost forgot to give you this fantastic news article that you are anticipating on a level I can’t even imagine.