Why you ask? Because I do not. I’m not sleepin.. fuck it. Time can kiss my ass. Me and time had an argument today and I don’t think time understands where I’m coming from. I’m taking a stand. Our conversation is illustrated below.
P.S. I have no idea what this has to do with anything.
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I have no idea where I am, but there’s an editor here so I guess I’ll use it.
So today I was supposed to be rich because Visa, after 50-whatever-the-shit-long-time years finally went public so I sold my house, car, boob-implants-in-a-jar and wife to buy like 17 shares of their stock.
But instead I just shit all over my screen.
This is Visa you asshats! Go buy this shit, I want to buy my car back! You can keep the wife, though.
Whatever.
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In other news, I just took a nice shit and I’m feeling pretty good about it. You know, one of those shits that make you feel like you shed a few pounds and makes you feel hungry again.. even if you just ate an hour ago. Let me demonstrate.
Oh, the news article.. I really wanted to forget about that.
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In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears was ordered to consume and digest 375,000 dollars in legal fees. This has put her in a tough situation. Just the idea of choking down potentially hundreds of POUNDS of cotton is going to be a unimaginably rough on her digestive system. And you thought a life of fortune and fame was the perfect life. Why don’t you try eating dollar bills. They aren’t tasty.
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Don’t you love these ads?
Ok.. seriously.. this ad makes me want to just vomit all over my monitor. Who would see this and say “OH! I think I know this one! That looks like will ferrell in lower case letters!!!!11 I NEED TO CLICK IT TO SEE IF I’M RIGHT!!” Ads like this are making mankind de-evolve. Even if you click the right answer, you still lose because you actually CLICKED on this piece of shit ad.
And, in honor of our next ad, we’ve included a second unnecessary ad of the day.
“Congratulations. You have won 2 free iPod Nanos.” First of all, you gotta love how it sounds like someone’s kid doing the voiceover. Obviously they couldn’t afford a real voice actor. Second, WHY 2???? I think 1 is pretty sufficient for just visiting a freakin webpage. Maybe I can shove the other one up my ass. God that ad sucks. Besides, where’s my damn Nanos. I’ve seen that ad like 25 times x 2 = 50 iPods. Buncha f-in LIARS.
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Dr. Seuss + Movie = $$$. The end.
I just can’t muster the energy to write any more about this. I’m soooo bored. ASIAN FACE! ^___________^
Article here but I strongly recommend not even reading it because you are just wasting your time.
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She’s looking for a new BFF!!!!!111234$@&^percent#*&
Apparently she has a new show on MTV… as if anyone is going to watch it.
If I knew Paris Hilton.. I’d seriously slap her in the mouth.. just because I like slapping people in the mouth. What does BFF stand for anyway? Let’s look it up!
It must stand for Bit-Map-Based First Fit. That seems to be the only acronym that fits.
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Oh my god, that is frightening. I mean we all enjoy seeing this celebrity destroy her career but to hire her (which is odd enough), then BURN her with FLAMES??? That’s a bit unnecessary and I’ll be the first to say.. leave Britney ALONE!!!
Oh.. I’ve just been informed that I misread the news headline and it apparently should read: L.A. Hospital May Fire Staff Over Spears. Oh well.. I tried to read that headline but I cared so little about it that my eyes actually lost focus.
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I CANT EVEN BELIEVE.. CANNOT.. EVEN.. BEEELIEVVVEE THAT I HAD TO WITNESS A TRAGEDY LIKE THIS IN MY EXISTENCE. I WOULDN’T WISH THIS ON ANYONE……..
I’M HUNGRY. I THINK I MAY GRAB ME A SNACK OR SOMETHING. OH SHIT WAIT, IT’S ABOUT TIME FOR DINNER… MAYBE I’LL JUST GET SOME DINNER INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PICTURE FOR ANYONE WHO CARES.. OBVIOUSLY NOT ME
P.S. I’M TOO LAZY TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK.
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