No marriage for Clooney. Oh hi.

March 12, 2008

 Yeah, it’s been a while. And by a while, something like a lot of months since my last blog post. Unfortunately I just didn’t care enough about what was going on to write about it. But, I’ll try working on that.

Let’s come back with a BANG. No Clooney marriage? OH SNAP… OH SNAP… OH… wait what? I don’t know what I’m doing..

Seriously, should I feel sorry for him? I’m sure he’ll be able to find another 15 year old to ride on the back of his motorcycle. You like what I did there? I wasn’t actually getting worked up over this. I just made it sound like I was by going with something I know about George Clooney (his motorcycle). I couldn’t give 2 shits what the guy does.

Oh, I almost forgot to give you this fantastic news article that you are anticipating on a level I can’t even imagine.


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