L.A. Hospital May Staff Spears Over FIRE!

March 15, 2008

Oh my god, that is frightening. I mean we all enjoy seeing this celebrity destroy her career but to hire her (which is odd enough), then BURN her with FLAMES??? That’s a bit unnecessary and I’ll be the first to say.. leave Britney ALONE!!!lolbritney1.png

Oh.. I’ve just been informed that I misread the news headline and it apparently should read: L.A. Hospital May Fire Staff Over Spears. Oh well.. I tried to read that headline but I cared so little about it that my eyes actually lost focus.


David Hernandez ELIMINATED on Idol!

March 13, 2008

I CANT EVEN BELIEVE.. CANNOT.. EVEN.. BEEELIEVVVEE THAT I HAD TO WITNESS A TRAGEDY LIKE THIS IN MY EXISTENCE. I WOULDN’T WISH THIS ON ANYONE……..

I’M HUNGRY. I THINK I MAY GRAB ME A SNACK OR SOMETHING. OH SHIT WAIT, IT’S ABOUT TIME FOR DINNER… MAYBE I’LL JUST GET SOME DINNER INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PICTURE FOR ANYONE WHO CARES.. OBVIOUSLY NOT ME

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P.S. I’M TOO LAZY TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK.


Oh good, Harry Potter final movie in 2 parts!

March 13, 2008

How old is the dude who plays Harry Potter now… 47? WOW.. if they can get away with this shit.. I want to see Macaulay Culkin do Home Alone 5. Seriously though, this is unnecessary.

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I don’t know anything about Harry Potter. But apparently this crappy news article may be of interest to you.


No marriage for Clooney. Oh hi.

March 12, 2008

 Yeah, it’s been a while. And by a while, something like a lot of months since my last blog post. Unfortunately I just didn’t care enough about what was going on to write about it. But, I’ll try working on that.

Let’s come back with a BANG. No Clooney marriage? OH SNAP… OH SNAP… OH… wait what? I don’t know what I’m doing..

Seriously, should I feel sorry for him? I’m sure he’ll be able to find another 15 year old to ride on the back of his motorcycle. You like what I did there? I wasn’t actually getting worked up over this. I just made it sound like I was by going with something I know about George Clooney (his motorcycle). I couldn’t give 2 shits what the guy does.

Oh, I almost forgot to give you this fantastic news article that you are anticipating on a level I can’t even imagine.


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