Welcome to December! The economy has welcomed us to this wonderful holiday season by continuing to shit all over our faces. So, I’m fighting back. I’m gonna start poopin on dollars. You are what you poop on. That’s actually a saying.. you know why? Cause I said it.. BOOOOOM. Annnnnddddd… shit on dollar picture GO!
When you gotta go, find a dollar
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In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears was ordered to consume and digest 375,000 dollars in legal fees. This has put her in a tough situation. Just the idea of choking down potentially hundreds of POUNDS of cotton is going to be a unimaginably rough on her digestive system. And you thought a life of fortune and fame was the perfect life. Why don’t you try eating dollar bills. They aren’t tasty.
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