Why you ask? Because I do not. I’m not sleepin.. fuck it. Time can kiss my ass. Me and time had an argument today and I don’t think time understands where I’m coming from. I’m taking a stand. Our conversation is illustrated below.
P.S. I have no idea what this has to do with anything.
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In other news, I just took a nice shit and I’m feeling pretty good about it. You know, one of those shits that make you feel like you shed a few pounds and makes you feel hungry again.. even if you just ate an hour ago. Let me demonstrate.
Oh, the news article.. I really wanted to forget about that.
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Don’t you love these ads?
Ok.. seriously.. this ad makes me want to just vomit all over my monitor. Who would see this and say “OH! I think I know this one! That looks like will ferrell in lower case letters!!!!11 I NEED TO CLICK IT TO SEE IF I’M RIGHT!!” Ads like this are making mankind de-evolve. Even if you click the right answer, you still lose because you actually CLICKED on this piece of shit ad.
And, in honor of our next ad, we’ve included a second unnecessary ad of the day.
“Congratulations. You have won 2 free iPod Nanos.” First of all, you gotta love how it sounds like someone’s kid doing the voiceover. Obviously they couldn’t afford a real voice actor. Second, WHY 2???? I think 1 is pretty sufficient for just visiting a freakin webpage. Maybe I can shove the other one up my ass. God that ad sucks. Besides, where’s my damn Nanos. I’ve seen that ad like 25 times x 2 = 50 iPods. Buncha f-in LIARS.
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Dr. Seuss + Movie = $$$. The end.
I just can’t muster the energy to write any more about this. I’m soooo bored. ASIAN FACE! ^___________^
Article here but I strongly recommend not even reading it because you are just wasting your time.
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She’s looking for a new BFF!!!!!111234$@&^percent#*&
Apparently she has a new show on MTV… as if anyone is going to watch it.
If I knew Paris Hilton.. I’d seriously slap her in the mouth.. just because I like slapping people in the mouth. What does BFF stand for anyway? Let’s look it up!
It must stand for Bit-Map-Based First Fit. That seems to be the only acronym that fits.
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Oh my god, that is frightening. I mean we all enjoy seeing this celebrity destroy her career but to hire her (which is odd enough), then BURN her with FLAMES??? That’s a bit unnecessary and I’ll be the first to say.. leave Britney ALONE!!!
Oh.. I’ve just been informed that I misread the news headline and it apparently should read: L.A. Hospital May Fire Staff Over Spears. Oh well.. I tried to read that headline but I cared so little about it that my eyes actually lost focus.
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I CANT EVEN BELIEVE.. CANNOT.. EVEN.. BEEELIEVVVEE THAT I HAD TO WITNESS A TRAGEDY LIKE THIS IN MY EXISTENCE. I WOULDN’T WISH THIS ON ANYONE……..
I’M HUNGRY. I THINK I MAY GRAB ME A SNACK OR SOMETHING. OH SHIT WAIT, IT’S ABOUT TIME FOR DINNER… MAYBE I’LL JUST GET SOME DINNER INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PICTURE FOR ANYONE WHO CARES.. OBVIOUSLY NOT ME
P.S. I’M TOO LAZY TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK.
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Yeah, it’s been a while. And by a while, something like a lot of months since my last blog post. Unfortunately I just didn’t care enough about what was going on to write about it. But, I’ll try working on that.
Let’s come back with a BANG. No Clooney marriage? OH SNAP… OH SNAP… OH… wait what? I don’t know what I’m doing..
Seriously, should I feel sorry for him? I’m sure he’ll be able to find another 15 year old to ride on the back of his motorcycle. You like what I did there? I wasn’t actually getting worked up over this. I just made it sound like I was by going with something I know about George Clooney (his motorcycle). I couldn’t give 2 shits what the guy does.
Oh, I almost forgot to give you this fantastic news article that you are anticipating on a level I can’t even imagine.
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